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You're looking at my stomach aren't you?

  Like the classic skit "middle-aged man" said from SNL way back in the day, "I'm workin' on it!"  

  This is officially the launch of this site that is a solid victory for us.  We will update news of upcoming designs, successes, and failures in this blog.   Spread the word or read this blog purely for your entertainment, we hope to inspire you and others to greatness and help people open bottles with style.

  BottleBanner thanks you, now go Fly Your Flag!